I wish I could make people laugh, a deep can’t-catch-your-breath laugh, a teary-eyed laugh, one that repeats and explodes when you dare to open your eyes.
A Russian expat once told me that Americans laugh too much. “It makes them look like morons.” I found this enlightening. So, the ugly American is also moronic. The Ugly Moronic American. Add fat, like Baby Huey fat.
See? That’s not funny.